Thursday 30 November 2017

The High Life (Short Excerpt) - Taken from the Gremlins Unauthorized Quiz Book



THE HIGH LIFE
BY
Killian H. Gore


At around two-minutes-thirty into the launch Marvin heard they were already at 39 miles altitude and travelling at more than 3000 miles an hour. He closed his eyes. He wanted to turn off the headset, although it was out of his control. These figures were incredible, and incredibly scary. But they also revealed to him that the rocket was now in a galaxy far, far away… well, not exactly. He knew that 62 miles was considered outer space, but at the speed they were going it was now just a short time before everything would calm down and he’d be able to chill out and enjoy his first experience of floating around inside a spaceship, gazing out of the window and seeing the planet Earth from an alien invader’s eye view.
John goofily said, “Welcome to space, Marvin!” and the go-ahead was given to remove the restraints and drift, gravity-free, around the capsule.
Being weightless wasn’t an entirely new feeling to Marvin – he’d taken a few trips on vomit-comet flights before. Nevertheless, being devoid of gravity inside a craft that was currently coasting amongst the stars over a massive and glowing planet was something very different. Now he felt like a proper astronaut. Had he had any real drive in life, and not just been handed everything on a plate, he’d likely have pursued a career with NASA. As a child, it was one of his first aspirations – to fly to the moon and beyond. Being brought up around so much money his father had assured him that they’d build their own rocket one day and head off into space. In a way, that was almost the truth. Although, true to Marvin’s lifestyle, he hadn’t had to do any of the building himself.
As Marvin looked out through the large window on his left side he stared in awe at the vastness of the planet Earth below him, crowned by the infinity of space. It was worth every cent of his (not so) hard earned money. It truly was an amazing spectacle and, by far, the best view he had ever seen in his whole life – and he’d seen just about everything. Nothing topped this. But it was to be a short-lived ogle.
Something caught Marvin’s eye at the edge of the capsule.
Something slimy-looking.
         Primarily he thought he was looking at a leak of some kind – possibly oil or maybe something they’d picked up as the ship had accelerated up into space. He didn’t know. He had absolutely no idea! Despite his interest in astronomy and space exploration he wasn’t particularly knowledgeable on how it all actually worked. He had no time for that. John clearly hadn’t seen it – he was looking out of another window, undistracted by the anomaly he wasn’t privy to, the grin on his face now probably damn-near nearly pulling his face apart.
         Marvin pushed away from the window and glided over to another window at the top of the capsule, away from whatever the gooey stuff was. This was supposed to be a magical experience, he didn’t want it marred by anything. Ugliness always seemed to want to drape its clammy arm around him and spoil everything. But not this time. Not on this one. He was a King and now he drifted over the globe like a god; elevated in stature. The world below him had always been all his – his very own gigantic playground and looking down on it really elucidated this belief.
         A hand.
         It had been a hand, hadn’t it?
         It wasn’t some aberrant blob of oil.

         It had fingers.


The full story features in the Gremlins Unauthorized Quiz Book
Available now from Amazon!


We’re Here! Over 200 cute, clever, mischievous, intelligent and dangerous trivia-filled questions about Joe Dante’s fantastic movie, Gremlins! If you stick to the rules you should answer them all correctly!

Features bonus sections on Gremlins 2: The New Batch, Creature-Features and the Movies of 1984… PLUS some monstrously difficult Gremlins questions!

AND… the Gremlins-inspired out-of-this-world new horror story by Killian H. Gore, The High Life – featuring a rather grotesque little monster on the side of a commercial spaceflight.

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Tuesday 7 November 2017

The Huge Horror Movie Quiz Book (Excerpt) - Comedy Horror Movies



THE HUGE HORROR MOVIE QUIZ BOOK


Comedy Horror Movies


1. Which type of snack food is Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) trying to obtain in Zombieland (2009)?
2. Viago, Vladislav, Deacon and Petyr are all characters from which 2014 comedy-horror movie?
3. What is the name of the fictional town that Sam and his family move to in The Lost Boys (1987)?
4. Which movie is the line, “I will not be threatened by a walking meatloaf,” from?
5. Which 2006 mockumentary features a film crew documenting a serial killer as he prepares to slaughter a group of teenagers in the small town of Glen Echo, Maryland?
6. Guess the movie from the following review: “… you’ll be tickled pink by this tale of a couple of good-natured bumpkins who are mistaken for serial murderers”? (Jeremy Wheeler, TV Guide)
7. From where does Billy’s father obtain the Mogwai he gives to his son for Christmas in Gremlins (1984)?
8. How many sequels are there to The Return of the Living Dead (1985)?
9. Who directed Kathleen Turner as the title character in Serial Mom (1994)?
10. Ghostbusters (1984) was originally written as a project for Dan Aykroyd to star in with John Belushi called Ghost Smashers – True or False?
11. Which 2012 comedy horror movie features Chris Hemsworth, Richard Jenkins and Sigourney Weaver?
12. Which festive 2015 comedy-horror features the tagline, ‘You Better Watch Out,’ on its theatrical poster?
13. How many times do the characters in Beetlejuice (1988) have to say his name in order to summon him?
14. Which comedy horror film starred Eddie Murphy as a vampire named Maximillian?
15. In which comedy-horror movie does Richard Dreyfuss mimic his role in Jaws, portraying a fisherman who sings Show Me the Way to Go Home whilst in his boat?
16. Which comedy horror movie am I describing – There’s a… circus tent, a puppet show, some clowns, some cops and an ice cream truck?
17. What is the name of the killer plant in Little Shop of Horrors (1986)?
18. At which time of year is the 1999 comedy horror movie Idle Hands set?
19. Which future Hollywood star appeared in the 1986 movie Return of the Killer Tomatoes?
20. What is the name of the 2001 sequel to Elvira, Mistress of the Dark?


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The Answers!
1. A Twinkie
2. What We Do in the Shadows
3. Santa Carla
4. An American Werewolf in London (1981)
5. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)
6. Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010)
7. An antique store in Chinatown (the word Mogwai in Cantonese means monster, evil spirit, demon or devil)
8. Four (Return of the Living Dead II, Return of the Living Dead III, Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis and Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave)
9. John Waters
10. True (sadly Belushi passed away while Aykroyd was writing the script)
11. The Cabin in the Woods
12. Krampus
13. Three times
14. Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)
15. Piranha 3D
16. Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
17. Audrey II
18. Halloween
19. George Clooney
20. Elvira’s Haunted Hills


Taken from The Huge Horror Movie Quiz Book - Out to buy now from Amazon!

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