Friday 10 February 2017

Creature Food - Extract (Taken from The Monster Squad Unauthorized Quiz Book)




Tommy and Duncan walked and talked, going deeper and deeper into the woods, further and further away from their dilemma. It felt good to be away from it all, even if their dog Woodruff wasn’t there with them. The distance between them and the broken window that started the whole mess eased the stress of the situation and soon the boys were back in their own world, back to being boys.
         “Look there! I didn’t know there was a pond back here! Cool!” Duncan shrilled as he ran towards the gloomy water.
         The pond couldn’t have been bigger than the size of a baseball field and was shaped like the letter C. It was surrounded by so many trees that it was almost impossible to see from far away. It blended in so well with its surroundings that you could easily walk right into the water, if you weren’t watching where you were going.
         “Why don’t we get the boat down here?” The boat Duncan referred to was a small dinghy that they had stashed and deflated in their garage back home. It’d be a lot of fun to take it out into the pond and go exploring.
That idea did seem wonderful until Tommy saw the head and arms of a human-shaped creature rise-up from the black waters at the opposite end of the pond.
         “Holy shit!”
         “What?” Duncan said, not quite scared yet.
         “There’s a man swimming in it, I think.”
         “Where?”
         Tommy pointed over to the man on the other side of the pond as he gently pushed Duncan down with himself so that the two of them were obscured from whatever it was arising from the dark water some thirty feet away.
         “He looks funny,” Duncan observed, as the green-colored creature slowly pulled itself up onto the shore, its movements as keen as a cat about to strike its prey.
         “It’s a wetsuit. He must be a diver,” Tommy rationalized. “I thought for a minute it was a big liz…”
         It was at that moment that the creature’s arm lunged forward and took something from the bushes on the shore with its webbed hands. The strange thing turned around, facing in the boys’ direction before sliding back into the swampy water with a small, twitching animal in its grasp.
Tommy and Duncan observed that this was not a man in a diving suit at all. Its head looked rather like a frog’s with large, bulging eyes and its body was scaled like a snake or lizard. But it was the mouth that really put the fear into them.
Though not as elongated as a crocodile’s jaws, they could see the brief flash of rows of razor sharp white teeth inside the predator’s reptilian mouth. It halted momentarily before submerging, locking its starkly white bulbous eyes on them both before vanishing from view with its still living dinner.
Both boys got up and began to back away from the pond, their gazes fixed on the disturbed water that had enveloped it.
“What… what was that, Tommy?”
         “I don’t know. I think we should get out of here,’ Tommy said as he placed his hand on Duncan’s shoulder, urging him to walk faster. “It’s probably just some guy messing around.”
         “You think it was a Halloween costume?” Duncan asked.
         “Yeah. Just a Halloween costume, Duncan.”

But they both knew, deep down, that that wasn’t the truth.


Taken from The Monster Squad Unauthorized Quiz Book
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Have you got nards big enough to take on the ultimate quiz about Fred Dekker’s fantastic The Monster Squad? If you want to join the club, you’re going to have to pass the test!

Featuring over 200 questions including bonus sections on Dracula, Frankenstein, Werewolf and Universal Monster movies.

Plus the BRAND NEW Killian H. Gore short story ‘Creature Food’ inspired by The Monster Squad.

So if you’re a fan of the movie, why not take the goddamn quiz!?

“The Monster Squad is the perfect fusion of classic kids' adventure and creature-feature. A spellbinding tale of childhood and monsters that is equally suspenseful and charming. As a kid, this film captured my imagination like no other. It was my gateway drug to all things horror and fantasy, so I can't wait to see if I pass the Squad initiation with this bitchin’ quiz book!” – DAN PALMER

“The Monster Squad is pure 80's movie heaven. What other movie brings together Dracula, The Mummy, The Wolfman and Frankenstein! Killian H. Gore has done it again with another awesome quiz book!” – TONY NEWTON

“One thing this movie has taught me is to make sure when I have kids, they have a cool treehouse for their monster club” – REYNA YOUNG

Thursday 2 February 2017

The Monster Squad Quiz Book - A Selection of Questions



1. What is written on Sean’s T-Shirt, which he is wearing when we first see him in the school?

A) The Monster Squad Rule
B) Frankenstein Rules
C) Stephen King Rules
D) Universal Monsters Rule

2. What was the 1986 cult horror movie director Fred Dekker made prior to The Monster Squad?

A) Critters
B) From Beyond
C) TerrorVision
D) Night of the Creeps

3. What is written on the side of the cargo plane that is transporting Dracula and Frankenstein’s Monster?

A) Karloff Cargo
B) Lugosi Cargo
C) Chaney Cargo
D) Browning Cargo

4. Which movie does Sean ask his dad if he can go and see with his friends?

A) Wild Things Part 12
B) Groundhog Day Part 12
C) The Razor’s Edge Part 12
D) Little Shop of Horrors Part 12

5. How does Scary German Guy prove to the Monster Squad that he’s not a vampire?

A) He holds a crucifix up to his face
B) He holds up a string of garlic
C) He points at his reflection in the mirror
D) He steps out into the direct sunlight

6. What is the name of Eugene’s dog?

A) Harvey
B) Milo
C) Pete
D) Vince

7. Which influential horror movie director directed the 2012 movie Dracula 3D?

A) Dario Argento
B) John Carpenter
C) George A. Romero
D) Wes Craven

8. Which music star played Charles Frankenstein in the 1985 movie The Bride?

A) David Bowie
B) Mick Jagger
C) Sting
D) Roger Daltrey

9. Who starred as Lawrence Talbot (The Wolfman) in the 2010 remake of Universal’s The Wolf Man (1941)?

A) Anthony Hopkins
B) Benicio Del Toro
C) Hugh Jackman
D) Jack Nicholson

10. What was Boris Karloff’s real name?

A) Marion Mitchell Morrison
B) Archibald Alexander Leach
C) William Henry Pratt
D) Maurice Joseph Micklewhite


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Answers

1) C - Stephen King Rules
2) D - Night of the Creeps
3) D - Browning Cargo
4) B - Groundhog Day Part 12
5) C - He points at his reflection in the mirror
6) C – Pete
7) A - Dario Argento
8) C – Sting
9) B - Benicio Del Toro

10) C - William Henry Pratt

Taken from The Monster Squad Unauthorized Quiz Book
OUT TO BUY NOW FROM AMAZON!

Have you got nards big enough to take on the ultimate quiz about Fred Dekker’s fantastic The Monster Squad? If you want to join the club, you’re going to have to pass the test!

Featuring over 200 questions including bonus sections on Dracula, Frankenstein, Werewolf and Universal Monster movies.

Plus the BRAND NEW Killian H. Gore short story ‘Creature Food’ inspired by The Monster Squad.

So if you’re a fan of the movie, why not take the goddamn quiz!?

“The Monster Squad is the perfect fusion of classic kids' adventure and creature-feature. A spellbinding tale of childhood and monsters that is equally suspenseful and charming. As a kid, this film captured my imagination like no other. It was my gateway drug to all things horror and fantasy, so I can't wait to see if I pass the Squad initiation with this bitchin’ quiz book!” – DAN PALMER

“The Monster Squad is pure 80's movie heaven. What other movie brings together Dracula, The Mummy, The Wolfman and Frankenstein! Killian H. Gore has done it again with another awesome quiz book!” – TONY NEWTON

“One thing this movie has taught me is to make sure when I have kids, they have a cool treehouse for their monster club” – REYNA YOUNG