Friday, 10 February 2017

Creature Food - Extract (Taken from The Monster Squad Unauthorized Quiz Book)




Tommy and Duncan walked and talked, going deeper and deeper into the woods, further and further away from their dilemma. It felt good to be away from it all, even if their dog Woodruff wasn’t there with them. The distance between them and the broken window that started the whole mess eased the stress of the situation and soon the boys were back in their own world, back to being boys.
         “Look there! I didn’t know there was a pond back here! Cool!” Duncan shrilled as he ran towards the gloomy water.
         The pond couldn’t have been bigger than the size of a baseball field and was shaped like the letter C. It was surrounded by so many trees that it was almost impossible to see from far away. It blended in so well with its surroundings that you could easily walk right into the water, if you weren’t watching where you were going.
         “Why don’t we get the boat down here?” The boat Duncan referred to was a small dinghy that they had stashed and deflated in their garage back home. It’d be a lot of fun to take it out into the pond and go exploring.
That idea did seem wonderful until Tommy saw the head and arms of a human-shaped creature rise-up from the black waters at the opposite end of the pond.
         “Holy shit!”
         “What?” Duncan said, not quite scared yet.
         “There’s a man swimming in it, I think.”
         “Where?”
         Tommy pointed over to the man on the other side of the pond as he gently pushed Duncan down with himself so that the two of them were obscured from whatever it was arising from the dark water some thirty feet away.
         “He looks funny,” Duncan observed, as the green-colored creature slowly pulled itself up onto the shore, its movements as keen as a cat about to strike its prey.
         “It’s a wetsuit. He must be a diver,” Tommy rationalized. “I thought for a minute it was a big liz…”
         It was at that moment that the creature’s arm lunged forward and took something from the bushes on the shore with its webbed hands. The strange thing turned around, facing in the boys’ direction before sliding back into the swampy water with a small, twitching animal in its grasp.
Tommy and Duncan observed that this was not a man in a diving suit at all. Its head looked rather like a frog’s with large, bulging eyes and its body was scaled like a snake or lizard. But it was the mouth that really put the fear into them.
Though not as elongated as a crocodile’s jaws, they could see the brief flash of rows of razor sharp white teeth inside the predator’s reptilian mouth. It halted momentarily before submerging, locking its starkly white bulbous eyes on them both before vanishing from view with its still living dinner.
Both boys got up and began to back away from the pond, their gazes fixed on the disturbed water that had enveloped it.
“What… what was that, Tommy?”
         “I don’t know. I think we should get out of here,’ Tommy said as he placed his hand on Duncan’s shoulder, urging him to walk faster. “It’s probably just some guy messing around.”
         “You think it was a Halloween costume?” Duncan asked.
         “Yeah. Just a Halloween costume, Duncan.”

But they both knew, deep down, that that wasn’t the truth.


Taken from The Monster Squad Unauthorized Quiz Book
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